Sunday, December 24, 2006
One & All
Merry Christmas Darlings.
Once again it is that festive time of the year, and it can only get better with the looming New Year. Of course, after telling you all that, I'm going to shoot it all down. Our grades are on the edge of revelation. Sucks doesn't it?
After that I shall offer you some respite, and this comes in the form of our new Annual FFLoosh Post-Christmas-Pre-New-Year Party 2006 (AFPCPNYP'06, beat that NTUWKWSCI)! The Annual Party is going to be held at Someone's House, and there will be loads of food and drinks. Not forgetting the company and the Invite-Only guestlist. I'm just kidding. If you're part of us and haven't gotten an email or call from one of us, I apologise.
We might just not like you. It's not entirely your fault, really, you just might have obnoxious parents who abused you as a kid or maybe you're just really an asshole/bitch/friendless ice queen of the damned. Or that you aren't in this circle of friends.
Likewise, since it is Christmas tomorrow and all that, I would like to let you know how you can come for our party without being in the main email list (accidents do happen lah, I was just kidding about the fact that you're not liked and all that).
You call one of us up, then you ask them if you can come. Then if they want to bring you along, that's fine with all of us (or me), bring your dates dear friends, bring one person you know would be a blast at this party without making extremely stupid comments that hint at a severe deprivation of attention and is in reality a silent cry for someone to do their skull in.
And for all those who've not responded to the emails, please do. Give your comments, ideas or decline to come for this highly-sought after party of the year.
Also to everyone reading this: Man, you've got no life, why you coming back here when there aren't any posts? You're hopeful, and for that you have been rewarded.
Next year's batch of Freshmen are coming in, make new friends there, and then the FFLoosh Army shall be bolstered. Onward March 2007.
Cheers,
Ed.Nah