I am very flattered and humbled by the praises you guys have heaped upon me. Especially regarding the Intro post, cause I did that after a very very long day and I was dying in front of the comp trying to type out something worth your reading. According to Ting Yi, it's dismal for our contributors/members to come to a site that's completely blank and dead.

I don't really know how to deal with compliments, and I know you'd all like to imagine me having a huge ego, but really, I don't know how to respond to compliments, so there's no need to give me any. Haha, thanks for listening. Back to usual programming.

I've just driven around half of Singapore, returned home only to drive out again for supper with a pal. So forgive me if I'm not altogether jumping for joy and making you laugh. One can only take so much gravel in one day.

Anyhoos, thank you to all the people who've posted so far, it's great to see so many people interested in making Ffloosh rock (everyone's socks off - what purpose this serves eludes me till today, but still)!

Posters

Thank you Ting Yi for totally ruining me, now everyone will think I'm really gunning for a post I've never actually expressed interest in (Prime Minister Nah... hahahaha world/island domination!). I think that lala's actually filled with plenty of talent. Remember how we were all crapping (okay, just some of us noisier ones) whilst discussing the skit, and all of a sudden Fizzah (?) speaks magical words to save the entire plot? That was ffloosh amazing! I suggest that everyone here join FOC 2007, cause each and everyone of you have a talent, you may not know it yet, but anything's a talent, compared to being able to monotonously drone on and on without end (in sight).

Ting Yi, you just want to inflict horror and mass destruction upon the freshies next year. Don't worry, we'll have you write (10) award-winning scripts for Human Cluedo, so like we discussed earlier, there'll be an entire room filled with suicidal people ready to go.

I wish my lawn was emo, so it'd cut itself.

Hey Layming! You are one funny gal (no, not because of your name), how come you name your blog "whocaresaboutu", then get sad when no one reads? Ask Shuwan lah, we think she Freakin' Cares.

Anyway, don't worry about your readership, after you shamelessly (yes, good, keep with our mission) plugged it here, you'll be guaranteed a spike in your blog stats. The traffic will positively go through the roof! Why you ask? Well, we're a support group (of losers who don't have friends, so they'll be constantly in search of blogs) and we will support one another!

As such, there will soon be a blog link sidebar for Ffloosh bloggers to increase their traffic! We will outsource and hire people from overseas to visit all these blogs everyday, over and over, so that traffic spikes and we can all be merry and die of blog-reader-satisfaction! SO WRITE ON! Oh by the way, I don't use too cheem words right? Cause I can always change.

The OnLy tHInG i dOn't dO Is ThIS bIg-sMAlL, BiG SMalL Ah-LiAn cUteSy wRiTinG tT gIvEs Me A F**kiNg heAdAchE.

Send me your blog addresses if you are willing, so that it can be featured on a new akan datang sidebar! Charmain ar, could you get on this thanks! Lol.

Eh eh, did you see that, we haven't even OOSH that Darren (winnie-the-pooh music here) he already like one of us, don't worry, we'll get him tomorrow in the Mothership and probe shake/oosh his hand. Then he'll be One Of uS (geddit? geddit?). Thanks Winnie the Pooh! I won't let you laojiao Saints down, don't know what you think I did but okay, haha!

Hello Shannon, thanks for showing up. Uhm, we also have friends, if the prawns don't wanna play with cockles then so be it. We don't really care (play hard-to-get, the prawns will cave in) when we've got soooooo many friends already (think he's biting?). Hmmph. But uh, are you showing up for Sentosa by the way?

Oh right, since you've actually bothered to stick with reading me all the way down here (ooh...), I shall reward you with more secret information. Did you know? On Tuesday, 5th September 2006, Seventeen magazine is having a party and we're all (mostly) invited? Yeah, Deana works for them, and she'll get plenty of tickets for us. She's also deemed it unnecessary to let anyone know where the party is happening, cause talking about that SCI guy who's in the band that will be performing for this event is of utmost importantance for us to know. Be there, or be square.

Frankly I choose being square. Which is the new cool. Prep-geek. I'm rambling again aren't I?

I could go into an extensive diatribe on how I don't owe Ting Yi ten bucks for something I don't wish for, but I shall leave you with this thought instead:

"I need sleep. Right now. I'm going to sleep. To sleep, perchance to dream, penned Shakespeare, and now the time's come for me to bullshit you in the middle of the night with a pseudo-quote that has totally lost credibility with you at this point, considering it's length and content. Cheers, goodnight and good luck."

Where Are the Other Fflooshers?
Erwin Nah

p.s. Apple, you are in Eve's eyes, and will be loved now and tomorrow. Worry not for Adam's sake, weep not either for the sick. Dry your tears and prepare to fear, fearing the days of silence ahead, but lean on us we'll be your bed, your comfort where your grief be laid.